Now I cannot presume to know what you are thinking at this moment. The weekend might peer into your tired noggin like a curious Italian man on a bike when … Continue reading Summertime and the Livin’s Easy
On the dawn of my 33rd year on this planet (Saturday, August 6th, otherwise known as my birthday), I worked… a lot. Pre-work, I made myself a cappuccino and got … Continue reading A Midsummer Night’s Restau-Rant (aka more than a fortnight passed since last I blogged)
Taste of Colorado — or Taste of Chaos as I’ve retroactively titled it — felt like four days of repeatedly lying on a swatch of greasy pavement, letting a tractor full … Continue reading A Taste of Chaos: The First Bite
Ahhh, the change of the seasons: the weather warmed up slightly quicker than a crusty Summit County local’s attitude towards everyone else, mud season came and went and I stopped … Continue reading The Seasoned Truth
In Italy, the question is not so much “Will I have a coffee?” (the answer is nearly always “yes,” regardless of the time). Instead, it’s “when will I have a … Continue reading Mangiamo!
Truthfully — at this point in the summer — I’d rather be in Florida on a hot, sunny beach or somewhere else quite consanguineous. Anywhere I can be crowned the … Continue reading Put the Fun Between Your Legs
If a picture truly says a thousand words, this one is littered with expletives. But before I dive into how exactly we put the “in” in “inclement,” let’s return to … Continue reading Taking the High Road
Is it winter? Summer? Some curious hybrid? I’ve never experienced a winter quite like this one (unless you count last winter — which was equally, if not slightly less, dry … Continue reading Bored to [Near] Death